Anime boy simp

An anime boy simp is someone who is a person who simps and has feeling for this thing called an “anime boy” they feel love towards this “unreal male” who will never exist.

“Have you heard Kelly turned into an anime boy simp?”
“Jesus that girl has no life”

by Is that a simp ew May 22, 2021

Bob Velseb Simp

Basically a person who simps for Bob Velseb. A.K.A. Me.

Person 1: I think i'm a Bob Velseb simp.

Person 2: Same.

by A random goth girl April 26, 2023

Simp

A guy who feels intense emotions and acts mushy for a girl he’s probably only known for 3 months just because she she gave him some or he’s hoping to get some. But these days it’s a loosely used word and can reference anyone who even values or respects women.

X: I heard him on the phone with Jenny telling her she deserves the world.
Y: Bro he literally met her last week... He a Simp.

OR
Guy: I respect women and don’t objectify them.
Incel: SIMP!!!!!!

by Nnyahh May 29, 2020

Sampson

Slang for weed aka marijuana. Originating from the movie "Half Baked" Starring Dave Chappelle

"You want to talk to Sampson?"
"How's Samspon doing?"
"Bitch you know what i want... I want to talk to Sampson!"

by 40oz-Warriors July 18, 2008

simpson'd

When a show has gone on for so long its been reduced to a shadow of its former self.

"Damn, it sucks that Adventure Time ended, but I'd rather it be laid to rest then get Simpson'd."

by Gothel September 13, 2018

Simpsiah

Big gay peepee energy, he's the type of man that just beeted his peepee, and you fucking know he gettin that fried chickin in they ass weekly. lover of cum, poetry, and the simpsons. will never abandon his fortnite niggas.

fortnite nigga fish? no thanks I'd rather have simpsiah energy.
Simpsiah nigga fish, what will he do?

by Rentaro January 30, 2020

Simpson

Children of the people who simpped

Hey look at that Simpson. He Must be adopted.

by thisistotallynotmyrealname April 27, 2020