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Religion

They will lie and make things up until it is undeniable and then they will take credit for what took place.
Hym "They burned people at the stake for contradicting them and now people like Jordan Peterson are now trying to give the religion credit for science. Trying to deny me the credit I deserve. That is the only purpose the religion serves. It gives them a pretense to lie and make this up. They do that until they can't, wait for everyone to forget, and then do it again."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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Happy Religion

A term used when you have no idea what a person celebrates holiday-wise. He or she may be hindu, chinese, or something you can't even recognize.
"Merry Christmas, Devin!"
"Uh, happy religion, Nimeshura!"
by DatGrass December 31, 2011
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unauthorized religion

Any sexual relations outside of marriage, whether it be premarital, or extramarital/incest/child abuse/rape/spouse abuse, done without permission.

It comes from my thought that if sex is sacred within marriage, and is termed a sacrament. So if people do it outside of marriage, or perform spouse abuse it is unauthorised, or done without permission even if done against ones' morales.
My mom cheated on dad, by doing unauthorized religion with her boyfriend, behind his back.
by Mr. Wicked February 23, 2017
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quite religious

Quite religious means that you are a little bit religious
Do you go to church on Sundays?? No we are quite religious, we just celebrate the big holidays,
by The3nglishmasta September 14, 2017
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Day religious

My son is only day religious during vbs.
by Lawnninja June 12, 2018
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My religion's not like the others

The bu**s**t statement that pushy/self-righteous Bible-thumpers --- no matter what denomination --- hastily tell you in an attempt to reassuringly counter your protest of, "No thanks --- I've never had any luck with religion or churches; everyone there is always arrogant and hypocritical to me, and expects too much of me." Uh-huh... **sure** they are --- believe that, and they'll tell ya another one --- plus they've probably also got some swampland in Florida to sell you. :P
Disgusted teenager: I had a recently "converted" zealot from a local religious group tell me that, "Oh, you'll love us, trust me --- my religion's not like the others that you've had negative experiences with! OUR God is the True God, and He will treat you much better!" Yeah, right --- and the KKK claims to actually a virtuous people-respecting organization as a whole --- "it was just a few radical extremist splinter-groups that were violent, and gave the whole organization a bad name"! It's what they ALL say... just about EVERY group or organization enthusiastically claims to be "different" and "much better than the others", when in reality most of them are just about the same in terms of how they treat you or how they behave.
by QuacksO September 18, 2018
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Drakish Religion

A Religious group which is all about the care for all race, religion, and sexuality. Their leader is unknown but also known by many. The religious leader or “God” is to be said named Antonio. It is a free religion. Anyone can join just by getting accepted.
I’m part of the Drakish Religion.
by Drakish Religion November 1, 2018
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