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private past relationship

its when people don't talk about past relationships and keep it secret because they did something so terribly wrong and horrible they know that no one else would ever date them . it could even lead to prison time as well. maybe not all their relationships in their past will be private but they sure do have some they dont want to tell anyone.
i don't want to talk about my past, that's not me anymore, i'm different. private past relationship.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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relationshit

What happens in a relationship after it goes south.
I'm over the relationshit and moving on.
by DOC JOE June 10, 2009
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relationshit

a word defining a bad connection with another person, for ex; a partner.
The situation with my ex-boyfriend would be a relationshit.
by ihopepeoplestartusingthis April 20, 2009
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relationshit

The moment when, in a relationship, one must do things he/she does not enjoy because he/she is in a relationship.
Her: Don't forget, we have my cousin's wedding Saturday.

Him (thinking): I don't want to go this fucking wedding; why do I have to go? Oh great - I'm in a relationshit.
by Rixator June 27, 2011
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Relationshit

When a fuckboy gets a girl really emotionally invested in him to the point where she thinks it's a full blown relationship, but it's actually a relationshit. She doesn't mean anything to him, he just needs her to bust a nut or unleash his emotional baggage.
Scott: Ay Brian, are you and Catherine a thing right now or what? Is she your girlfriend now man?

Brian: Nah bro, it's just a relationshit, idgaf about this bitch.
by weeds14 December 14, 2014
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relationshit

when a poop takes so long to exit your body, you feel that you've endured a relationship with said poop.
That relationshit was a long time coming - I was constipated for 2 days!
by rorrific January 6, 2015
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Relationshitasterphe

(N.) when one relationship turns into shit and causes a rolling shit effect to future and past relationships, thus creating a paradox of catastrophic horrible relationships
"We were gonna go out, but the time of the month ended up causing our relationshitasterphe"
by JBush420 September 10, 2015
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