Player

A player is a closeted homosexual man, or woman, who lacks the self awareness to realize he, or she, is gay. As a result, the player searches constantly for external validaiton of his, or her, heterosexualness by having multiple shallow sexual relationships with as many people as they can trick.

This is the why their victims so often feel they have no heart or soul, because the player actually secretly desires a same sex companion.

Once the player finds his, or her, same sex mate, they become happy and stop playing.

If your same sex friend is a player they want you, not the people they are using to impress you.

by Billy Yeats July 18, 2018

PlayerName

PlayerName aka PN is a Norwegian bot from the r/pokemon discord server. PN is a rudimentary artificial intelligence program. It is currently unknown who the creator of this software is hypothesized that one of the server moderators created this software , but it is unknown why it was created. This entity is capable with interacting with the Discord API in a manner that does not trigger anti-bot systems. PN sometimes experiences glitches manifesting as posting garbled phrases to Discord text channels.

OMG! it is PlayerName from the r/pokemon discord server! *punching noises*

by Zabbs September 9, 2020

Banjo Player

Noun.

1. The ultimate offensive towards redneck/ignorant racists. Contrary to past belief, of Cracker and Honkie being the most "offensive" words towards white people, the term "Banjo Player" implies being a redneck with all of it's common stereotypes, including smoking a corn cob pipe, being uneducated, having bad teeth, commiting incest of no particular form, living in a hillbilly lifestyle, belonging to a racist organization, and of course playing a banjo.
2. One who plays a banjo.

1.

Red: Hey 'der nigger boy, why don you go back to Africa with your friends!

Zach: *in sing-song faux redneck accent* My name is Red, and I'm a banjo player and I like to have sex with my twin sister -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding- I drink moonshine, and I'd eat it with steak, but I'm too poor and I have 3 teeth -bing ding ding a ling a ding ding ding a ding a ding ling binga dinga ling ding ding-

Red: I reckon he's right! *cries and runs away*

2.

Banjo player wanted for hoedown at the County Fair 04/23/11. Call Jack at 883-555-9326

by Jersey Jones December 2, 2010

dvd player

code for getting someone over for sexual relations.

Textual convo at 2am

Chris - "Hey, do you want me to return your dvd player?"
Sandra - "Yeah, gimme a few minutes to shower."

by failureeeee December 19, 2011

Playerslayer

Someone who is proficient at multiplayer fighting games. Not so much a title as a sort of adjective.

Yikes, dude, he's crushing everybody! I don't know how he does it, it's like he's some Playerslayer. Cheats?

by Tony_B January 12, 2009

Prayer Meeting

When a group of people are collectively embarrassed and simultaneously bow their heads looking intently down to avoid any uncomfortable eye contact.

Two minutes into her presentation, the boss made five untrue statements causing those in attendance to hold a spontaneous prayer meeting.

His behavior was so odd his friends had a prayer meeting.

by JBaloni February 4, 2010

player points

The things you earn when you successfully flirt, ask out, or other things that involve people of the opposite sex. It's not a good thing to have to many, as that means you are a whore, or to little, as that means that you suck at getting some. It's most important to get right in between the two and stay around there.

Ask a girl out, get player points. Flirt really good, get player points. Easy.

by Zanach March 1, 2011