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Chin pokie

Chin Pokies are a cute, community oriented, art-based penis NFT project bringing dope utility and good vibes.
Hey, is that a Chin Pokie you've got in your ewallet or are you just happy to see me?
by kittens mitten March 31, 2022
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Shiny Pokemon

A alternately colored Pokemon that people, I myself included, spend hours of their lives playing video games for. For no good reason. Shiny Pokemon don't have different stats, they just look different and are more rare. What the fuck is my problem.
Person 1: Hey I am shiny hunting a shiny pokemon rn

Person 2: Why. Why are you spending your time on earth for such useless shit
by thatonepep July 13, 2022
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post count poker

A messageboard game created by ken_valyi of arstechnica to pass the time while sitting at his desk at work on a Saturday afternoon.

Rules: Zeros count as jokers, and 1s are considered like aces (the highest card), 2s are lowest going up to 9s which are second only to 1s.
EXAMPLE:

ken_valyi: I created a lame little game called post count poker, because I'm bored on a sunny Saturday afternoon.

ken_valyi: Posts: 3336, I got a three of kind, acn anyone beat that?

chugg: Posts: 11411, Four Aces, Suck it down bitches.

Alexander: I can't, but right now .milFox has Posts: 11111
Five Aces?! somebody get a rope!
by lotto winner July 6, 2006
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Live-action Pokemon

Cockfighting? No, Officer, We were just doing some live-action Pokemon.

Michael Vick was arrested yesterday on allegations of involvement in an underground live-action Pokemon ring.

A wild pitbull appears!
Fido, I choose you!
Fido used bite to the throat.
It's SUPER EFFECTIVE
by Tim Branin February 26, 2011
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The Law of Pokemon Monopoly

When re-purchasing Pokemon from other players, you must play a minimum of triple its original value.
Player 1: Hey, I just bought Vileplume for 200P.
Player 2: How much you want for it?
Player 1: 600P.
Player 2: You, sir, have yourself a deal!
Player 1: The Law of Pokemon Monopoly strikes again.
by Kiadote12 October 9, 2011
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in the pokey getting pokey

Incarcerated in Jail or Prison and getting ass raped.
Joey went to the Joint for raping Little Cindy. Now the the other inmates found out what he's in for, I guess that you could say that he's "In the Pokey Getting Pokey. "
by Jack A. Lope September 10, 2015
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turtle head poking

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head
by Rhino hard August 10, 2016
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