Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

plathian

relating to sylvia plath. an adjective used to describe a noun as sad, suicidal and poetic.

Luca: I'm so sad that I've been writing for days. I can't focus on anything else.

Me: It's okay Luca, you're just plathian.

by kittykaturmomwow April 19, 2022

Patch Lastname

this mf has the biggect BootyCheeks ive ever seen on a man
i mean the ckae is perfectly like an oval and this mf has some on the best arch ive seen around bro like hot damn

Milo Stickler: Patch Lastname get them big BootyCheeks out of here right now

by leverticus tomerticus April 29, 2022

Plutch

Shift into the ditch
Or
Crash

"Hey Google, Golden clutch plutch touch?"

"You know what will happen to the if you hit the plutch, knowing that the computer doesn't have a plutch key!"

by elekavator April 30, 2022

Patches

Another word for Bitch , used to subliminal messages,

Calm down patches.

by MexxiLuna May 8, 2022

PatchDaDon

Who is patch? Patch isn’t no ordinary player he is my god , the best point guard to ever exist on jesus , patch is the greatest player to ever play Nba2K , nobody can stop patch. (DellAmiri) (YoZinnex) (Durksss) etc

Patch is the greatest! PatchDaDon = Jesus Christ on a burner

by StopHezi June 8, 2022

Patch Up

To put money together with someone to purchase something.

We’re going to “patch up” for the air bnb being that everyone wants their own room.

by DaddyDolo June 29, 2022