pirate juice

bottles of poisonous liquids. referred to pirate juice because of the skull and crossbones and its ability to be drank.
dude, did you just drink the pirate juice? fuckin call 911.
by km4nd0 April 02, 2004
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happy pirate

its when a male is having his cock sucked and before he cums, he pulls it out and goes in one the person's eye then instantly after he slaps the person with his member and the person goes yarrrrrrr.
by Smatt October 23, 2003
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Urgent Pirate

When a man cannot wait to place his erect penis in a woman's bum, and so hastens around sticking his penis in any asses he can find. Possibly he would even pirate a man's ass in his haste. Very bad news to be standing in front of such a pirate in line for, say, groceries.
That Urgent Pirate just stabbed your nasty-ass mom in the butt!
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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Pirate Date

A double date where one of the couples is already dating and the other couple is being set up, so the date is 50% blind.
I met my wife on a pirate date - her friend Allison and my friend Mark had been dating for years, and the four of us went out.
by Long John McEyePatch Silver October 30, 2008
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Bone Pirate

A bone pirate can be either a man or women who is constantly in search of a taken mans pecka.
That little skank banged my BF that bone pirate.
by <<{BLS}>> February 02, 2009
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Pirate Pistol

A college co-ed coined term for a sexual act of inserting the index and middle finger in the vagina of a woman and the pinky of the same hand in the anus. or: "Two in the pink, one in the stink!"
guy 1 -"How was the date?"

guy 2 -" Hawt, I gave her the pirate pistol!"
by Brandolfor June 06, 2009
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pirate plug

The part of the male anatomy that hangs between the legs. While often confused with having a bone, it does not.
He has a huge pirate plug
by rhea johnson February 27, 2008
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