Small Penis Appreciation

Also known as (SPA). The opposite of Small Penis Humiliation (SPH). Refers to those out there who prefer a small penis over larger sizes.

Megan: Did you see that guy? He’d probably be a good subject for SPH, since he’s so small.

Ashley: Idk, I honestly prefer Small Penis Appreciation since the size feels better in me and there’s more I can do with it comfortably.

Megan: Ugh.

Ashley: Haha!

by TheSilverLizard August 14, 2021

goofy penis

when you bounce on yo home boy dick and it breaks

yeah I did the goofy penis on him

by johngreenballs February 8, 2022

Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!

I am suffering from Post Match Penis!

by JJ91 January 22, 2011

Seth Rogen Penis

A circumcised penis.

Hey did you know that a lot of men in the USA and Israel have a Seth Rogen Penis?

by AntiCircumcisionMan June 7, 2020

cum-cum-penis

cum with penis

Derived from cum meaning "combined with" and cum meaning "ejaculate"

I'm always thirsty for cum-cum-penis

by Seshato November 19, 2020

certified side Shaygo penis

“Certified side shaygo penis” is a term used by the most elite of shaygos. which is a moment that will be remembered by the boys.

Shaygo1- “that’s a certified side shaygo penis”
Shaygo2- “sure was bucky”

by Big fungus 12 March 23, 2023

Who’s in Paris

It’s niggas. That’s who’s in Paris. I mean what were you expecting “fellas”? Anyway Niggas in Paris is a certified hood classic by Kanye (Ye) West and Jay Z. You should listen to it on Spotify or any other music streaming service.

Person 1: have you heard “niggas in paris”?
Person 2: Who’s in Paris?!
Person 1: niggas.
Person 2: damn

Person 1: it’s a song by Kanye and Jay Z you uncultured imbecile

Person 2: ouch 🙁

by ZadokThePriest August 17, 2023