shuttle penguin

A small person fearless of small spaces.
"He's so good at cleaning those air ducts...he is one of our best shuttle penguins."
by MrNamegame September 28, 2013
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Jayden Penguin

A little man who loves his penguins too much. Way too much if you know what I mean 😳🫢🫣
That dude is such a Jayden Penguin y know?
by Luigi Biscuits your December 17, 2022
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The most peng person in the world.
Own penguins princess of them.
Is like Jesus for penguins.
Michool: i hate grackel
Tyler: Dont you mean princess prudence of the penguins
by Semggsiest mf alive April 18, 2021
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single penguin

Also know as 'Single pringle' used to describe a person who is single or just come out of a relationship. It is mostly used with teenagers
pringle dumped lonely teenager relationship single penguin single penguin
by NaiNai1226 February 20, 2014
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Alpha Penguin

1. A man who hides his own insecurities of not performing
as good in bed as her past lovers, by shaming and or gaslighting
a woman for the amount of sexual partners she has had.

2. A man who only sees a woman's value by the thickness of her hymen,

while ignoring her personality, creativity, work ethic, intelligence

skills and talents.

When a lion takes over a pride from another male(s) they do not ask the lioness about their "body count", because he is not insecure about it...he's the Alpha.
In contrast a Penguin female has a low body count. She also feeds the male regurgitated fish while he carries there baby's egg under his testicles in the frozen snow.
My Alpha Penguin ex-boyfriend tried to slut shame me, even though he has slept with many women.

The Alpha Penguin hides behind a righteous façade of purity to protect his fragile ego.
by Count Boogie May 04, 2024
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Penguining

When your significant other ties your ankles together and pukes in your mouth in a motherly way
by Plankboy February 05, 2021
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Penguining

when a drunk person (typically a man) walks off to bed with his pants dropped to his ankles. He most likely doesn't know why the pants were dropped and most likely wont remember in the morning.
Fred was so messed up last night that I saw him "penguining" off towards his bedroom.
by TrevDoggity March 20, 2023
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