Penguin shit

The coolest kind of shit.

You're as cool as penguin shit dude!

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.

"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."

by Armchair General October 10, 2016

Penguin

A penguin is the cutest thing in the world. They are clumsy, little, cute bois.

And penguins can fly, the government is lying to you.

Believe me

Person 1: "Penguins can fly."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "They can. The government is lying."
Person 2: "Whatever..."

by Alina2212 September 23, 2019

Penguin Table

Penguin Table described when there is an awkward silence at a table.

"During the Thanksgiving feast with my family, it was a penguin table"

by Cubed3D February 13, 2025

Sharks and Penguins

Pageant organization with no toxic members.

Sharks and Penguins is a standard.

by Watashiwaaaa October 31, 2021

Pulling a Penguin

When someone randomly screams and scares everyone around them due to excessive fangirling

I had a literal heart attack because Nina started pulling a penguin

by Dr Bradygon February 9, 2019

Queen of Penguins

Someone who exudes confidence, grace, and a sense of leadership within a particular context or group, much like a queen leading her subjects.

In the world of entrepreneurship, she emerged as the queen of penguins, guiding her team with unwavering confidence and strategic vision.

by tubulartarsir December 11, 2023