pee rag

a pee rag is someone beyond a piss wipe; they exhibit piss wipe behaviours on another level.

You are an absolute pee rag.

by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021

Pee yourself

It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.

Why did you pee yourself? The bathroom's right there!

Kid: Mommy... I peed myself

by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020

Crosswind pee

When you have to align your penis a little offset of the toilet so that your pee stream actually hits inside the toilet bowl.

"Man, i really had to crosswind pee that one."

by Itznoone June 6, 2023

Euro-peeing

A play on words with Europeans and peeing - if you don't get it say it out loud.

The Europeans are Euro-peeing their pants about the newest episode of Doctor Who on tumblr; it must be good!

or

American Friend - I can't wait to go on this new roller coaster!
European Friend - I'm not so sure; it looks scary.
American Friend - Oh, quit Euro-peeing yourself and let's just get on line already.
European Friend - Ok.

by Contributerrr May 19, 2013

watermelon pee

The liquid that comes out of a watermelon but only if is has chunks in it

Grant: I’m going to go squeeze the water melon for juice
Graydon: Make sure you get watermelon juice and not watermelon pee

by LochNessPlushie May 23, 2018

Pee pond

When a guy urinates on a girl's chest while she squeezes her boobs together to form a puddle of fresh pee; a pee pond!

My chest is warm because of that awesome pee pond

by TheFlyingMeatball July 23, 2017

Keanu Pees

Basically Keanu Reeves except he’s peeing

Friend 1: Dude I just saw the new Keanu Pees movie!

Friend 2: You mean Keanu Reeves?

Friend 1: No Keanu Pees!

Friend 2: Your making it sound like some gross porn

Friend 1: Fuck you that you don’t know who Keanu Pees is!

by Rotten_Cum December 27, 2021