panstander

A particularly large stool which breaks the surface of the toilet bowl water like a submarine periscope staring back at it's owner menacingly.

Fetch the poo poking stick please this panstander won't flush without help.

by Walnut Chumley June 1, 2024

Partay

This is the combination of the words party + gay and describes a party where bros are just being bros.

"Hey, there are two bros chilling in a hot tub over there."
"Nah man. That's definitely a partay!"

by derosmon July 2, 2024

Pantangery

A collection of individuals who work independently manipulating the realities of their environment. For a unified goal of retaining silence for power and control.

I cant believe the pantangery didnt step in to squash that court care on persuasive coercion.

by EternallyCoerced January 28, 2026

Pasachi

A uniquely unserious, confusingly odd, or laughably unnecessary action, behavior, or person that makes no logical sense, yet somehow fits the moment’s absurdity.

"Man this n***a pasachi as hell"

"leave all that pasachi ahh behavior at home fam — you gone get left."

by Nxyvoo May 6, 2025

Pantanic

When you’re so overstimulated and overwhelmed that you freak out in a mix of panic and tantrum.

The crowd pushed me into a pantanic state.

by ReadyWords June 19, 2025

partate

Pronunciation: pɑrˈteɪt

Definition:
To divide or distribute equally among participants.
To allocate portions fairly according to predetermined criteria.
To separate into distinct segments or sections.
To apportion equitably across various groups or individuals.

Significance:
• It defines equal distribution without bias.
• It emphasizes fairness in allocation processes.
• It identifies systematic partitioning methods.
• It avoids ambiguous terminology.
• It improves clarity when describing division principles.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic expressions similar to “split”, especially, the horrible term "share" or “divide.”
Verb Forms:
Past tense: partated
Present simple: partate, partates
Present continuous: partating

Examples:
• "The committee decided to partate resources evenly between departments."
• "He carefully partated his inheritance among family members."
• "They will partate responsibilities based on experience sets."
• "We must partate tasks efficiently before deadlines arrive."
• "The budget should be partated proportionally to reflect department sizes."

by Dmitrio July 18, 2025

Pantaphilia

A sexual desire for any and every object or fetish.

I have pantaphilia.

I am sexually attracted to everything.

Jared has pantaphilia.

by Goon Scholars United December 19, 2025