The Gassy Panda

a poop fart porn star

hey man i was on tik tok and found this lady who can fart really loud her name is the gassy panda because of how loud her farts are

by skylarskyskya September 3, 2021

purple panda

command for calling a window seat when the initial "shotgun" call has already been called.

Dude let's go to Wendy's...Shotgun... dang it Purple Panda. Now I got to sit next to that stinky sweaty hairy fat ass NARB bastard.

by Tom/Conwell April 15, 2007

gay panda

A rare, but real case where two (or more) male panda bears forsake their dwindling numbers and have anal sex with each other. The reason this is so rare is because the population is so low that rarely would two male pandas get put in captivity together so anyone could actually watch them.

Hey, you see that gay panda? He is gonna get that other panda to do him up the panda butt.

eww, no wonder them fags are an endangered species.

by Oy, get off me telephone! December 28, 2005

Friendly Panda

An innocent, peaceful, and loving animal found roaming happily in captivity in China. Or a dude that pops a chubby for his sister.

Daddy, can I play with the friendly panda, can I?

Dude, you're sister is so hot! If I were you, I'd totally be a friendly panda!

by Friend of the Friendly Panda December 28, 2005

Trash Panda

Noun: a raccoon or any animal that rummages through trash cans (possums and such)

Adjective: a person who is very annoying

Noun: “look at that trash panda! It’s kinda cute”

Adj: “you’re acting like a trash panda”

by Angel_The_Proxy May 14, 2018

sad panda

The saddest of all animals is the panda. He has no friends, no family, and no future. Therefore, a sad panda is the saddest of the sad. This term is used as an adjective or exclamation to describe moments of sadness beyond sadness but the utter depths of existential angst and isolation.

Sister: "My dog just got hit by a car..."
Brother: "That's so sad panda."

Friend: "I just failed my Geometry final and I studied so hard, too."
You: "Sad panda..."

by SKL March 10, 2008

fat panda

Short, round, and fat looking female who sun tan brings out the abnormal amount of blond peach fuzz covering her extend belly. Like most pandas found in the wild, they are smilingly cuddly, yet rear and highly dumb. Even though their diet is high in healthy leafy greens they are still morbidly suffering from edema in the truck region.

The region in the world most likely able to sight the fat panda is in Scandinavia, Norway, Oslo, BI. Coloring is odd, dark leather skin and blond hair of the head or torso. Rejects male company in its lair. highly emotional and lacking is street smarts. likelihood of living a miserable life is high...

by horete bjørn January 9, 2011