peach breach

v. When your mans splits your fruity ass in half (i.e., anal sex).

Kyle: Yo, bro, did you peach breach Diane last night?
Brendan: Yeah, dude, that shit was fruuuity. 🍑

by Big Hwang February 6, 2018

mice pace

The rate at which a group of mice move, not to be confused with Myspace. The term was coined by comedian Demetri Martin in a promo video for Just for Laughs.

The much less popular website, micepace.com. Mice pace.

by khrushchev July 20, 2007

Canning Peaches

A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.

Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night!

Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!

by Eziquio C. December 15, 2014

Pop your peach

Similar to “tickling your pickle”

Vivian was told to watch a good movie and that it will “pop your peach”

by Person. November 11, 2019

Pacer Test

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

I did the Pacer Test yesterday!

Pacer Test

by Jenast May 14, 2016

fitnessgram pacer test

the worst punishment in the world

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by kilroy22 December 21, 2016

the fitness gram pacer test

imagine Satan brutally stabbing and slicing and eating you viciously for eternity, well this is 10x worse

Gym teacher: pulls out boombox
Class: oh yay we finally get some music to work out to
Boombox: the fitness gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets harder as you continue
Class: Kills themselves

by the guy who voicedthepacertest May 29, 2019