tongue oil

A "snake oil" product intended to enhance da health, longevity, and "slippery" status of da infamous two-pronged speaking-appendage of a habitually-less-than-truthful person.

Since tongue oil is intended for a forked food-manipulator like a snake has, perhaps this same extract-of-cobra elixir (or maybe it could be spelled "elicksir" in this case, since dat's one of da main purposes of da bodily organ on which said restorative lubricant is used) could also be applied to someone's "trouser snake" by his romantic partner, to preserve said organ's smooth/supple/spongy qualities and thus maintain a pleasant "mouth feel" for said main squeeze when administering a blowjob. One would hope dat said topical ointment possesses a pleasant-or-at-least-neutral flavor, since performing fellatio on a body-part to which you just applied a rejuvenating substance would literally be giving you a taste of your own medicine!

by QuacksO September 4, 2022

Seaman Oil Change

The act in which an individual, preforming oral sex on a male partner, proceeds to use their breath to force the ejaculate back into the male's penis.

My friend Johnny Runescape told me about the time his girlfriend gave him a seaman Oil change. Says his balls have hurt since.

by Johnny Runescape October 27, 2022

Neck Oil

Lubricating the inside of the esophagus with a crisp beer

Oi Gary, wanna go for a slap and guzzle some neck oil

Adjective: Hey Doctor, I think I have glandular fever (Doctor)... have some neck oil, you'll be right!

by Smootherthanasmoothi October 31, 2022

Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls

I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn

by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022

crewed oil

"Texas tea" dat was discovered by a group of professional minerals-drillers instead of just a single lucky dude who "struck a gusher" merely by accident.

Jethro Clampett did indeed discover a jet of "black gold", but said find happened when he was merely out hunting by himself, and so said valuable liquid could not technically be called "crewed oil".

by QuacksO December 20, 2022

shmubel oil

Schmubel oil is a type of natural oil derived from the seeds of the shmubel tree, which is native to India. It is used in traditional Ayurvedic medicine for its anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties. It is also used as a massage oil.

I like to use shmubel oil in my stir-fry dishes for a unique flavor.

by Venomous Nutt February 6, 2023

cookers oil

Cookers oil - A breach of family trust

My brother had his way with me hayyy "cookers oil"

by HAYYYY CHICK April 5, 2023