Cunt Butter

1) The semi-hardened combination of female ejaculate, semen, and lubricant

2) An expletive for a frustrating situation or person

3) A heightened and/or more colorful phrase for "cunt"

Guy - "Good morning hun, want to have some nice morning sex?" Girl - "Sure babe! Oh, but first, I need to wash all the cunt butter off my snatch from that awesome threesome we had last night"

Guy - "Baby I want you to spread that cunt butter all over my naked chest like I'm a piece of marble rye"

"Remember that time Shawn took that hot girl at bar home that I was into, God he was such a cunt butter"

by JimmyJoe878 April 18, 2012

Trading Butter

Using your middle finger to churn somebody's butthole and then immediately churning your own butthole with that same finger

"Where did they run off to?"
"Oh, they're probably trading butter in the attic again. "

by ButterTrader January 19, 2019

Butter Factory

When two people force their buttholes together after taking laxatives and then aggressively slosh their shits back and forth like some factory

It smells like a butter factory in here!

by ButterTrader January 31, 2019

Buttered Vegetables

A female dyes her pubic hair green, and a male ejaculates onto her pubes and "butters up her vegetables"

I talked to the chef, she is totally down to make some Buttered Vegetables

by Vegetable Butter-er January 12, 2009

man-buttered

1. creampie into anus
2. pull out, position face underneath anus
3. the creampied individual contracts muscles to force the cum out of their anus
4. the creampier revels in the spray from the anus of their own cum onto their face

The creampier has been man-buttered.

Boy I love anal sex, but it just isn't the same unless I get man-buttered afterwards.

by howaboutagordosandwich February 28, 2011

butter-bod

Term given to a lady who shows off a beautiful, perfect face; but the body (or, bod) is a different story.

The word is butterface's cousin. See butterface.

Adam: "WOW! Check that bank teller out..."
(Bank teller stand up to grab a file)

Adam: "Oh darn, she's a butter-bod."
Jason: "Yo dude what's wrong with that? I like butter."
Adam: "No, no...everythings nice but-her-bod, so she's a butterbod."

Let's roll.

Moments later-

Jason: "...Duuude look at that find lady by the mustang, those gotta be Double D's!
(woman walks closer.)

Adam: "Aww no man. She's a butter-face."

by butter-boy August 4, 2009

Butter Hawk

- A fine lady or lass with the brass glutes of a Greek Goddess.

- Cheeks.

"Damn gurrl, you is a butter hawk!"

"That girl's cheeks are like those of a butter hawk."

by ColonelBrust69 August 12, 2009