Musty Indian

An indian who stinks like shit and curry. They have toe fungus and live in dumpsters. Most work at 7/11 or some gas station. Their breath smells like dirty ass and they have crooked ass teeth

Person 1: Look at that musty indian over there. They shouldve been aborted.
Person 2: I know right. They need to take a shower.

by Jodi Baines March 18, 2017

mustard dick slap

When you squirt mustard (peanut butter works too) on your erect dick (flaccid works too) and come down on the fore head or cheek of your passed out brosky. Before, during, and after the event, you and your awake broskies must chant "Mustard DICK slap! Mustard DICK slap!" and record it with a phone or some shit like that.

Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap!"
(SLAP)
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap!"
Victim: "What the FUCK!!!"
Everybody: "Mustard DICK slap, Mustard DICK slap..."

by Jako Kot February 11, 2008

dirty mustache

When a man with a mustache jerks off too violently and cums all over his lip fur.

Joe came to work today with a dirty mustache, he must have forgotten to clean up when he was done.

by Cuntpuntking January 4, 2014

mustachio

a fugly girl with a mustache that is very visible

Amall the mustachio, shave da fuckin jungle bitch!

by dat bitch u b hatin on! February 5, 2010

Mustard on the beat, ho!

A signature of producer DJ Mustard, appears in almost every production by him. Origin: in the end of "I'm Good", rapper YG says "Mustard on the beat, ho!".

YG: "Mustard on the beat, ho!" (though what you actually understand is closer to "mosanonabee, ho")

by JulianUndso September 22, 2016

Ass Mustache

A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.

"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.

by JonRambo March 3, 2009

Musto

The word musto comes from Missouri. It is the fat that hangs over a man's penis when he is severely overweight.

Tyler weres your penis? I don't know my musto's covering it.

by Musto Lover March 12, 2005