An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)
by THEBOOKOFYEET October 19, 2017
Get the the music illuminatimug. An obscure music listener who pretty much judges music by their obscurity than the actual music. Try going on sites like Sputnikmusic.com, last.fm, rateyourmusic or something like that or even youtube, and there will be some obscurists there. Usually they deny that fact that they are an obscurist and get batshit insane if you point it out. They may say they listen to whatever approves to their ears. However, often you'll notice that depending on what site they're on, if you look on their playlists on youtube or scrobbles on last.fm, everything there is ultra obscure music that hasn't made even 5 sells yet. Some will also point out the "true" and "false" of genres. Anything they like,they say is automatically underground,even if it has been famous before. Anything they hate, regardless of the popularity, they call mainstream or "hipster faggotry". Some people sometimes call these people "music elitists". However, they aren't necessarily elitists for this. They definitely are purists though. Some will say that all punk rock must be underground otherwise it's "poser punk", despite that the Ramones, the Clash and Sex Pistols were really popular, and even the Ramones are still famous today. Even a lot of punk bands have appeared on Guitar Hero so thus, that's completely stupid to think.
Normal guy: Hey, I heard you like metal music. You like Megadeth or Pantera or even Job for a Cowboy?
Music Obscurist: You're a fucking poser! Job for a Cowboy?! They are a bunch of posers! And you can't even name any real metal band besides the very famous and legendary ones. Listen to REAL metal if you want to be a real metalhead! Like Unbidden, Murder Reconstruction, Brain Drill, Anaya, Misery Index, etc.
Music Obscurist: You're a fucking poser! Job for a Cowboy?! They are a bunch of posers! And you can't even name any real metal band besides the very famous and legendary ones. Listen to REAL metal if you want to be a real metalhead! Like Unbidden, Murder Reconstruction, Brain Drill, Anaya, Misery Index, etc.
by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 July 26, 2013
Get the Music obscuristmug. by WeAre300_kids September 23, 2022
Get the music teachermug. Music in the classical period (1750-1820 AD). This is one of the most famous eras in music history due to having composers like Mozart, Beethoven, and Haydn. This era introduced more dynamics and a larger orchestra. Many memorable tunes are in this period, the most famous one being Fur Elise by Beethoven.
by RockBroccoli101 January 7, 2019
Get the Classical Musicmug. A genre of music that haunts many souls. If you live in the Southern part of the United States and hate the genre, you are pretty much asking for death.
Northern Person 1: I guess its your turn to choose the music for the car trip.
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*
Southern Person 2: Okay, I know exactly what to put on! *Turns on a Country Music Playlist, and Big Green Tractor begins playing*
Northern Person 1: *Crashes car due to the horrible music blaring through the speakers.*
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
Get the Country Musicmug. B-Music is a sub genre of Alternative Hip-Hop most notable by its dramatically exaggerated demeanour, possessing a campy tongue-in-cheek lyrical delivery with an over all low budget Grindhousemovie theme. Much like B-Movies, B-Music plays heavy on cliches, dry humor, satirical undertones, and over-the-top absurd content, ranging from outdated science fiction movies to classic horror. B-Music is a creation of Chad Carman, Producer, Collage Artist, and Rapper. The underground oddball sensation really brings life to the phrase "so bad its good" with his unique low budget brand of campy hip-hop music.
Did you hear Chad Carman's album "Escape From The Planet of the Robot Monsters with Boom Bappin B-Music" ? Its unlike anything Ive ever heard before in my life.. Classic B-Music
by JosephClarence2344 May 3, 2020
Get the B-Musicmug. Erlend: sorry I couldn't join you guys yesterday. I had to rehearse for a TenSing musical.
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...
Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.
Everybody: hahahaha
Fredrik: really? Because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at Laundromat...
Erlend: folds all right, I was at a Tinder date.
Everybody: hahahaha
by DJHellduck June 10, 2016
Get the TenSing musicalmug.