Ur mum

Crusty toenails

I think I have ur mum

by Papi macabi April 15, 2020

your mum.

a response to anything

what are you doing?
your mum.

by cheesy mash June 16, 2022

Your Mum

It's your mum, what else did you expect

person 1: wanna know something
person 2: what?
person 1: your mum

by prismicytea February 14, 2022

range rover mum

an aesthetic normally used by young rich mums with 1-2 kids and a hot husband who has a nice house and a financial stable job to provide for the family.

i wish to be a range rover mum in the future.

by viviennewestwood November 5, 2023

Mum text

When one receives a text from one's mother. Usually it involves incorrect use of acronyms. For example "LOL" is used for "Lots of love", WTF is used as "Well that's fantastic" and ROFL is a misspelled use of the name of TV presenter and all round good guy, Rolf Harris.

This is also a text with overly abbreviated words to save on the cost of a message despite it not beig 1992 and they don't cost anything on most service plans.

Also, at this time of year (then end of it) you may relieve a mum text at around 9.30pm on new years eve to "beat the rush at midnight" like texts are fighting their way through the traffic of the ether

Mum text. She says "hi D, hpe u gt hme sfly. Yr fat arsd wfe drnk all my wine. ROFL LOL WTF X"

by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018

YOUR MUM

Your mum is the person who gave birth to you after having sexual intercourse with your dad

Guy1: Who was you with last night?
Guy2: Your Mum

by CHRIS BORWN July 12, 2022

Mum

A mum. Basically your personal slave.

Me: Go get me a drink

Mum: I ain't your slave
Me: yeah you are

by Skystrex September 17, 2020