Breckenridge, Michigan

a shitty place to live, where teachers fuck their students and people are two-faced.

I had sex with my gym teacher in Breckenridge, Michigan

by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011

Michigan

The place where dreams (and roads, and jobs, and summer, and just about everything) go to die.

Marcus: I lived in lansing michigan my whole life and im almost 97% sure i lost something...something deep down in the darkest fathoms of my soul.
Tieran: Fuck ass nigga.

by joo-joo beaaanss September 20, 2009

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Great place to go to school to get a great education. But, when you step off of campus, you'll be robbed. Expect a gun to your head.

Where are you going tonight?.....Ypsilanti, Michigan....Watch your purse.

by EMUEagle February 23, 2011

michigan

the crappiest state in this country. has lost to appalachian state and oregon state. is going to get their ass handed to them when the buckeyes come to town

How many batteries does it take to beat michigan? 1AA.

by michigan sucks October 16, 2007

Michigan Train

The big, long, and in some opinions dangerous 3 trailer big rigs that are not allowed on some freeways, but are allowed on many tollways. Most are UPS and FEDEX

There were Michigan trains all over the road with their rear ends swerving in the wind.

by devolution23 October 18, 2008

Michigan sneeze

The sexual act of sneezing in ones vagina.

''Last night I gave that girl a Michigan sneeze!''

by the raper 666 April 25, 2010

michigan

Ohio State University's bitch

Every year Ohio State football plays, they make Michigan their bitch.

by Savoca December 1, 2007