Mortifixtion

Verb; to die a painful death

The gods sentenced him to mortifixtion,slowly facing his end through dismemberment.

by Mythologywords December 11, 2011

Mortivation

Motivation brought on by a scarring or traumatizing experience.

After being mugged, the mayor was given the mortivation to crack down on crime in his city.

by llamallama64 August 18, 2011

Mortgage Mule

When a man or woman pays the mortgage for the family, finds out the spouse or significant other has cheated, and they feel like a mule, having worked, and gotten no respect for keeping the roof overhead.

He felt like a Mortgage Mule. He worked for years to keep his family safe, and in the end, found out his wife cheated. He felt used, and taken advantage of.

by P.A. Drunk N Stuff December 26, 2011

Mortar in the chamber

The impending need to make #2

I'll come over, but I have a mortar in the chamber so I need to take care of that first.

by ASilentJ February 1, 2012

mortial

A person who is scared to take the first move in a relationship a.k.a loaf

Dude she said she was home alone without her parents and no one to talk to why didn't you go over there you could've had sex with her; dude, you are such a mortial.

by Mr.Urban November 30, 2013

Mortannear

the date on which a death took place in a previous year. Pronunciation: More- tan- your

Today we will observe the mortannear of Bob's death.

by masterofthedictionary June 2, 2015

mortard

A word that is in use for when you can't cuss and your at school a word me and my bf made up a word I'll never forget

Your such a mortard

by kyleeluvsu January 31, 2015