modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.

I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.

by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016

modern physics

(n.) organic chemestry for physics majors.

-I have to take modern physics next semester.
-May God have mercy on your soul!

by Utnapishtim's Ark June 3, 2016

Modder

a person treated like a slave and meant to work with no pay

Your fodder sold you to me as a modder

by MARSHALL BLACK December 12, 2016

molderites

the molderites is a very hardcore kwenkheit with the sucuk and dab additcion and you have very very long scharmlipps

"why are you eating sucuk so much?" because I have molderites

by HannesChristus February 20, 2017

Modern suicide

When somebody ignores all the scientific facts, that something can kill you and still decides to do said activity.

"He lit a firework in his mouth and nearly killed himselfe"

"Damn, he tried to do modern suicide"

by Penhold July 27, 2017

mordente

Absolute stud that crushes mad puss

If you can be any superhero in the world who would you be ? Mordente

by Bobthebuidler July 27, 2017

Modern Jesus

Modern Jesus is a term used for someone who criticizes every thing someone does and thinks that everything they do is perfect.

Person 1: Are you serious you shouldn't smoke it's bad for your lungs.

Person 2: Stfu modern Jesus!

by Pennella August 14, 2017