Michigan Wolverines

A team of stuck of players and a damn bad fanbase of snots and preps. They may think they are better then OSU, but they lose. And by the way, I hate OSU, its just the facts.

Wolverine fan-OMG W3 F00KING ROCK!111
Any other NCAA fan-....

by babrook April 5, 2005

University of Michigan

A school where most of the students are smart enough to care about something beyond sports.

In this sense, University of Michigan is unlike most "schools" in the Midwest.

by Chuchu January 1, 2006

Michigan Wolverines

A football team owned by Jim Tressel.

Ohio State-Michigan Wolverines hardly a rivalry anymore now that Jim Tressel is OSU's coack.

by Kombat August 15, 2007

Slut Machine

SLUT MACHINE = a slut or a whore who can take an oral, vaginal, or anal pounding for hours and hours not needing a break.

s/he took that dick like a champ for hours; s/he's a real slut machine.

by slut machine video .com February 27, 2009

Fart Machine

A person farting really fat monster farts all the time.

Wow, he's a fucking fart machine!

by Nice Guy Eddie April 23, 2004

mystery machine

to hotbox one's vehicle, such as scooby and shaggy did in the show "Scooby Doo". Doo being short for doobies of course and the fact that whenever they leave the mystery machine, smoke seems to emit from it. scooby snacks of course referring to the munchies, along with the two feet tall sandwiches they always ate.

"Pat what is up bro?"

"I just mystery machined it before i got here, so im feelin pretty satisfactory."

by scooby snacks. January 6, 2008

Hugging Machine

Hugging Machine is this one chick that roasts weeenies and gives the biggest hugs ever.

Dude 1: Dude i was walking in the hallway right and out of nowhere this Chick jumped on me and hugged me.
Dude 2: Woah dude. Sounds like you got attacked by the Hugging Machine.

by FunYunZ January 15, 2008