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Mexican Hipster 

From Downey, California; you see them at raves who wearing tight skinny jeans and bandannas, and may sometimes be associated with Nicholas Reppert from the Downey High, Class of 2007 or areas near Downey, CA.
guy: "Hey are you from Downey?"
girl : "No, do you know a Nicholas Reppert from Downey class 2007."
guy: "Yeah, how do you know him?"
girl: "Because you look like a Mexican Hipster."
Mexican Hipster by krazieaznchicc January 3, 2010

Mexican Ass Fountain 

Initial steady stream of shit disbursed through the anus ( usually accompanying sever anal burning) whilst on the toilet after a hefty meal of Mexican food.
"I was so sick after I ate five tacos at that Mexican restaurant, talk about a Mexican Ass Fountain!

mexican handbomb 

when you crap youre pants, roll it up in a ball then throw it at someone.
me: That bitch michelle threw a mexican handbomb at jaime yesterday.

my friend: what the fuck she is fucked in the head

Mexican Standoff 

A sexual position in which two dudes jerk off back to back, and the first guy who cums turns around and releases his load on the other's back.
Dude, I just lost a Mexican Standoff; how do you get rid of cum from your back?

Mexican roulette

A "birth control" method which is essentially unprotected sex primarily practiced within Latin American ethnicities and Catholic religious denominations. The rhythm method.
Person one: Why does Maria have so many kids?
Person two: Mexican Roulette!

Mexican brake pedal 

The horn in an automobile. Used in conversation to describe the idiotic act of continuously honking the car horn for several seconds instead of doing what is safe and prudent while traveling at an unsafe speed... applying the brakes.

So named for the unfortunate driving practices of Mexican cab drivers.

Also known as the Egyptian brake pedal.
Yo Vashon! Don't slow down at that intersection. We are going to be late for our drug deal! Give 'em the Mexican brake pedal... those pedestrians will get the Hell out of our way!