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marry your fingers

masturbating; a more appropriate term to use.
We were on the phone together and both were horny. He wanted some action so he told me to marry your fingers. I did that until I had cummed.
by A$AP__S April 23, 2014
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Mercy Lunge

To combine all forms of human mating calls into one movement, usually occurring during the early hours, in a nightclub, such as 'Mercy XS' in Norwich. The move usually combines a dance that attempts to display all of the lunger's features as aggressively as possible, whilst also making a move with the express intention of passionately, but not necessarily romantically, kissing the individual, in the hope that they realise that you have gone for it all in one. Other features of this lunge include movement of the legs in a way that might surround the lunged-upon, and a general thrust of the pelvic region. This particular thrust might throw the lunger off-balance and trick the lunged-upon into being the physical relief for that person (literally and euphemistically).
'Did you see Jo last night?'
'No?'
'It was 2.55, we were trying to go home from Mercy, but she just went for it on Gareth and did a Mercy Lunge!'
'Classic Jo!'

OR, can be used depending on location;

'Naomi, are you just going to LCR lunge him then?'
by Norwich Gentleman May 2, 2014
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Mercy Gas

You thought you were going to crap your pants...launch sequence initiated and you're at T-30 with the nearest bathroom at T-60...you know you're in trouble.

Then, you get a gift from heaven. You thought you were going to shit your pants, but you're given the gift form above...Mercy Gas. Just enough to buy you the time needed to defer the launch sequence until you can drop your drawers in the crapper.
I just knew I was going to crap my pants, then i was blessed with a puff of Mercy Gas.
by ripperdome December 14, 2014
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Merr

1.a word used to avoid a question or awkward situation

2.to express some kind of emotion
1.(nothing but silence) Merr!
2.what the merr, you just knocked my books down
by Merr productions September 25, 2014
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marrymoon

a holiday taken by a couple immediately before their elopement or marriage. Usually of holiday of adventure and sightseeing rather than lazing by the pool.
John and I are taking a marrymoon to Turkey before secretly eloping.
by snazzorama March 3, 2015
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Merpy

Feeling very merpy
by Webspawner3 March 4, 2016
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Mercy-Friendzone

Friend zoning someone so that it doesn't hurt the person asking out the guy/girl in the process
"I Mercy-Friendzoned this guy last night because he didn't know what he was getting into with me"
by Johhnyboy.30-06 September 4, 2016
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