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making waffles

1. Masturbating
2. Touching yourself, also known as jacking off
After Carl saw those hot chicks in the pool he ran to the bathroom to make some waffles.
by Count Dulof April 23, 2005
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making sweaty

the act of slipping off your partner during while getttin some
"yo howd it go last night? i must have been really hot in that car"
"dude you dont even know, it go so hot we started making sweaty and i fell off the seat it was so slippery."
by tjmorrison February 26, 2009
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Making Water

Man, I drank twelve beers driving up to Northern Michigan and finally had to pull over and prompting began "making water".
by karatekidlll June 18, 2009
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Making buns

If a child or a parent is near, and you don't want to say 'Dude, I totally had sex with that girl!'. Instead, you say 'Dude, I totally made some buns with that girl last night!'. 'Making buns', putting it simply, is just having sex.
"Omg, did you hear about Demi and Dan? I heard they were up all night making buns last night!"
by TUNNICHWOLLEN January 25, 2010
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Making Steak

Euphemism for moving one's bowels. Made popular after the Japanese perfected the transformation of feces into "steak."
'Scuse me, I gotta go make some steak.

Where's Bob? He's upstairs, making steak.
by werdnerd1 June 18, 2011
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Making Love to the Porcelain Goddess

The act of embracing a toilet while vomiting into it due to an excessive intake of alcohol.
"Poor Steve, he ended up making love to the porcelain goddess last night."
by Genovation September 9, 2011
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Meaning of existence

A deceptively easy philosophical question, and one of the two core concepts of existentialism, the other being our insignificance on the massive scale of the universe. The one answers the other: existence has no meaning. Meaning is a construct of our imaginations. It is inherently irrelevant to any philosophical discussion and should never be taken for a concrete fact. There you go. Jesus, guys, calm down now. It's not that hard.
Borb sneepington: Wow, this spaghetti is amazing! It's so good, it makes me wonder about the meaning of existence.
Fred: Don't kid yourself. The taste of spaghetti is no more than a side-effect of the chemical structure of your human brain. Existence is too big for any of us pathetic creatures to give a meaning. Anyone who thinks about such questions is only a mere animal just like the rest, telling themselves a half-hearted lie to make themselves feel more intelligent or more important, as a method to cope with the thought of their utter insignificance on the grand scale of the universe, as we are all no more than an infinitesimal specks lost of
In the cold dark emptiness of our lives.
Borb: Wow. That's deep.
Fred: No. Our pathetic ideals are incredibly shallow. We drag out our tiny lives to fulfill them while in reality we know nothing of the world except that what little early we do know will not save us from the inevitable release of death.
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