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chocolate chip mayonnaise

The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.
Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.
by Hari Fernandez Gonzales December 10, 2007
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mayonnaise jar

Someone who frequently preforms the act of fellatio and is reputed for "swallowing".
John and Bill jizzed down Sara's throat, she is a total mayonnaise jar, do you know her number?
by Joe November 16, 2003
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mayonaise cannon

Purse your lips down on the old mayonaise cannon
by bryced May 9, 2006
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mason and makayla

The story of Makayla and Mason starts at Delta Charter. Mason found out at he end of the 4th grade that Makayla liked him and he lit up because he loved her 2 years after that they were together every thing was good. She liked someone else and mason cried. They made up then broke up. Makayla started to turn badass and mason liked it hopefully Makayla and read this and make up.
Love y'all. Mason and Makayla.
by Love life. January 25, 2018
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mason

he is the stupidist dumbest person ever as fat as a overweight pig his hair is as big as his belly he acts autistic and gay all the time he is slower in the head than he is running if that's possible he is the weakest little person and weighs 500lbs
by dudeman696969 May 29, 2019
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marilyn manson

MARILYN MANSON: THE SEXY godlike goth who makes the best music ever .He is very VERY sexy.his best allbum is antichrist super star. he is the BEST.
by evil girl September 4, 2007
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fatty patty mayonnaise

a gurl wit a big nice shaped booty
shawty I was dancing with at the club last night had the fatty patty mayonnaise you know I took her home with me.
by dee block March 10, 2008
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