mathe ist ein arsch

the german song saying that math is ass

Sandra du musst langsam mal ein bisschen besser werden in Mathe
Aber das macht kein' Spaß
Du wirst Mathe dein Leben lang brauchen
Mathe ist so, boah ey ich weiß nicht
Mathe ist einfach sehr, sehr wichtig
Mathe ist soo...
MATHE IST EIN ARSCH-

by anonymous April 4, 2025

Mathewalling

Absolutely crushing it at conducting band

I'm Mathewalling it!

by Germ master May 13, 2025

Mateo

a funny, chill guy who genuinely enlightens the mood. likes to entertain people and not make them feel left out. the kindest person you can ever meet. be grateful to have a Mateo in your life.

“hey look! it’s Mateo! we missed you!”

by sriracha :3 May 26, 2025

Mateo

A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.

Oh shit its a Mateo!

by RGBOSS34 June 5, 2025

Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all

last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came

by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025

Mathematical Purrfection

When educators who are cat lovers love to pose creative math questions—and mathematical quickies or trickies—that center around their pets (or “masters of the house”), or are attracted by real-life word problems that embrace the feline family.

Two brain-unfriendly questions that exhibit mathematical purrfection are:

1. At a Cats’ Café, how many cute kittens are there if there are 9 more legs than tails?

2. Guesstimate the average cat bill at the veterinarian over her lifestyle.

by Numerati June 18, 2025

Mathematical Do-ness

Forcing or motivating yourself to DO-ing some math to beat your daily laziness, especially if you are glued or addicted to your cell phone or digital device for an unhealthy number of hours every day.

Some mathematical do-ness activities that could help white-collar workers break away from their sedentary lifestyle are:

Walk exactly 6789 steps.

Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.

Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).

Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.

by Numerati July 29, 2025