masterbation pooch

A masturbation pooch is a portable sex dog with a flesh light in its ass to suit your beastiality needs any time , any where

C- did you get the new masturbation pooch

B - I don’t need one I got the real thing

C- that’s illegal man try out my masturbation pooch it’ll change your life

Masterbation pooch

by Beastiality is legal May 27, 2018

Madturbation

When you’re so sexually frustrated you hate fuck yourself.

It’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I’ve resorted to madturbation

by Transtastical March 16, 2019

Matturbation

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble

Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

Masturbating

what you do when you see your Grandpa.

Grandpa: *leaves room*

You: *Starts jerking off and Masturbating*

by The master of masturbating November 16, 2020

massjurbation

The act of fooling someone so much you just can't help but say "I can't believe i massjurbated him that hard"

Jordan: "Wow i just massjurbated that guy so hard"
Emma: "Wait what did you just say?"
Jordan:" I fooled him."
Emma: "Oh i thought you meant something else."
Jordan: "Did you not know massjurbation is the act of fooling someone a lot?"
Emma: "Was I supposed to?"
Jordan: "Of course you were"

by A random non July 16, 2021

Masturbating

What you were trying to do when your Mom caught you.

Chad were you masturbating?
No Mom my pants just slipped down and I was pulling them up!

by Squidbob October 12, 2021