Soft Minute

A long time, typically several hours or even longer.

Dang bro, I've been waiting on the plug in this parking lot for a soft minute.

by 2 centricle October 21, 2022

ten minute striker

it takes only ten minutes to orgasm during sex for somebody that is a "ten minute striker" and thus may be bullied for it.

"I bet Josh is a ten minute striker"

by UKnowItsTrue October 20, 2014

Minutes

Taking more than a quarter of an hour.

Up through 9-years-old when I pulled down my pants, my Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear was always still on, due to it took minutes to take off my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Underwear.

by FrroRdn June 7, 2024

Eldi minute

an eldi minute is similar to a normal minute however it is 413 times longer, so an eldi minute is approximately 24780 seconds or almost 7 hours (413 minutes)

e. g "yo bro ill be on in a minute"

" do you mean a normal minute or an eldi minute"

"buddy."

by TsPmoMachineFromSYBAU August 1, 2025

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

mudjug minute

When your dip lip is so fat that you can't help but spit it out for a whole minute.

Outlaw: Its time for a mudjug minute!
Josephina:O h shit here we go, CARL GET THE MUDJUG!!!
Carl: FUCK YOU

by bigdickweiner420 June 9, 2018

Beats per minut

Used by nerds to define BPM, often in Romania and Italy. Can be used in a mechanism (see beats per minute mechanism) and may be created by the government.
Those who say this either are a part of the niche meme or need help. Possibly both

Teacher- ‘What is the heart rate measured in’
Student/nerd- ‘Beats per minut mis’

by Khaby Kahn November 9, 2025