Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."

Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."

by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009

mass or gas

the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip

I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.

by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010

masturginity

The very first time you masturbate, very much like virginity.

boy 1: "i totally lost my masturginity this weekend when i was so bored i had nothing better to do."
boy 2: "wow you really dont have a life!"

by UNKNOWNBITCH123 December 13, 2010

Masotted

Masotted: /mɑzɒtɪd/ used in a passive condition i.e. "To be masotted" or "get masotted"
Means to be remembered of being fooled by a stupid but autoritarian and inept old Professor particularly if he teaches Biochemistry at university and is paid in excess for that.

The action implies that the object of being masotted did suffer a considerable damage, both at an academic and psycological level.

The masotted one: “hey you’re stupid, I’m totally right on this!”
The asshole friend: “M-A-S-O-T-..”
The masotted one: "FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!”

by Ignorant country boy October 30, 2010

Mastawate

Waiting to masturbate, waiting for the chance to masturbate, or waiting for pornography to load so you can take a swing at your junk.

I wanted to jerk off, but i mastawated for like an hour before my mom was done using the computer.

by Mr. Puckett February 26, 2011

Massive Gaylord

A term used on social networking sites to describe acts of outstanding gayness. It's used rarely but some status updates are so outstandingly gay nothing else will suffice.

Note: drunkeness is not an excuse

Lee: Oh my God, the stars, the stars tonight are amazing. Thank goodness for no street lights in the countryside

Dubs: You massive gaylord

by Disprin September 29, 2011

Mastake

When illiterate and/or dumb people makes a spelling mistake.

A mistake for idiots who can't spell "mistake".

The "A" and "I" keys on keyboards are so far apart that NO ONE should ever make a mistake like this.

An Urban Dictionary definition on "humans" by FlameAssassin on Feb 22, 2005: "God's biggest mastake of all."

A university professor posts on course website: Mastake in solutions to Assignment 4 corrected (Problem 37 of Chapter 4))

by VomitingStatistician December 11, 2012