M.E.W.S

Massive Eye Widening Syndrome

a disease

Oh Dayum! That chicks hot!
I know man, but she's got a bad case of M.E.W.S.
What's MEWS?
Idk, but i give it to her a lot.

by ThePerryBUTT November 18, 2010

M-Twist

A raw as hell rapper signed to The Wipeout Recording Group. Currently the centre of a bidding war for major label affiliation.

M-Twist will change the way the world approaches music.

by Mark Revolver June 30, 2011

m.a.d

Mutually Assured Destruction is the term used when one country launches nuclear warheads against another and that country retaliates in kind, resulting in the destruction of both much like the Fallout series. This theory is usually in association with the fail: deadly prodecure.

Dont nuke America cause they is M.A.D.!!

by vitamin D September 30, 2012

M-Night-Shayamalan'ed

When one player in a two (or more) person storytelling bonanza rapidly brings the story to a hault with an unexpected, yet, perfectly flawless twist or sequence of events that tie up all the loose ends; leaving the other person in a state of shock and awe.

"Little did they know that the small, yet thrifty scotsman had REALLY ingested a pseudo *amulet* as a means to cover-up his real death by erotic asphyxiation and had actually sold the true diamond gem to Gerald the meerkat after his lucrative return from space, which he then used to buy his family's freedom back in Cairo where they were being held hostage by the confused Walrus's parents who sought the diamond *amulet* for it's mystical 'hat - to - rabbit' magical properties in the hopes of presenting it to their son (whose only dream it was to some day own a rabbit), as a means to make amends for the years of land-dwelling socialization they had forced upon him in the desert."

".........wow, you totally just M-Night-Shayamalan'ed me"

by drbambam January 10, 2013

M.A.T.H

Mental Abuse To Humans

M.a.t.h

by UrbanDictionaryOriginal May 7, 2015

M.I.R

Make it rain

Person 1: Mir
Person 2: what ???
Person 1: Make It Rain
Person 1: M.I.R
Person 2: oohhhh

by :):Yooooo.. July 7, 2016

M.A.T.H

M.A.T.H stands for Mental Abuse to Humans. Math is torture to everyone except math Lovers. Math is mental abuse because people have to think really hard to find a answer for a Problem.

Katie: Math is M.A.T.H
Kim: PREACH GURLFRIEND!!!

Ashley: What?

by DarkWave87 February 20, 2017