gURLfriend

A (presumably) female met over the internet through chat rooms or social networking sites usually by socially awkward, semi-retarded, or high functioning autistics that they claim as their "girlfriend", often accompanied by blurry inkjet printed cell cam photos. Usually gURLfriends live at least 2500 miles from their subjects. Phone conversations are rare to non-existent, with physical meetings never taking place. Some gURLfriends are in fact 40-50 year old men posing as teen or twenty-something girls for entertainment, making their subjects do humiliating things for their amusement.

I had to break up with my gURLfriend because i found out she was really an 55 year old Asian man who enjoyed criticizing my fashion sense for his own amusement, so i shall have to find another gURLfriend who lives in a different country.

by zardoz88 December 12, 2009

maciek's girlfriend

when that one annoying classmate won't stop talking about his girlfriend.

Hey did you know Maciek has a girlfriend?
Yes you've told me about maciek's girlfriend like 15 times today

by macieklover221 November 26, 2020

girlfriend hand

The placement of a girlfriend's hand on boyfriend's upper abs for a photograph. It allows the girlfriend to turn her body in towards the boyfriend resulting in better looking angles for her own body as well as subtly communicating to photo viewers that, "He's all mine. Step off".

"Oh wow, you totally have girlfriend hand in that photo. Are you guys getting serious?"

by Pinkeyjoy January 26, 2015

Girlfriend

something that you'll never have if you keep looking on this site.

Andrew: "Hey, did you hear about Anthony getting a girlfriend?
Tyler: "What the fuck is a girlfriend"

by Quack3rs October 31, 2019

girlfriend voice

The change in pitch or tone of a man's voice when talking to their significant other. The girlfriend voice is characterized by a higher pitch and a more effeminate tone with speech patterns scattered with pet names and childish words.

This type of speech is usually frowned upon when used in the presence of other men. When another man uses this voice they will usually receive a fair amount of ridicule.

"Did you hear Bob's wicked girlfriend voice when he was talking to Lisa? Let's whip his ass!"

by GFVFTL February 8, 2006

Roblox Girlfriend

A girl who you breaks up with and then hear you uncle crying downstairs.

Bobby broke up with his Roblox Girlfriend and heard his uncle crying in the basement.

by Gacha Nacho May 6, 2019

Real Girlfriend

Calls you for nothing, texts you all the time, wants to see you, cries, gets jealous and over protective because she LOVES YOU.

I have a real girlfriend!

by BearcatCheer February 3, 2012