Alabama Lunchable

When you slather peanut butter between your sister's butt cheeks then lick it out.

Jim ; Hey, Dale, what'd you do last night?
Dale ; I had an Alabama Lunchable after dinner.
Jim ; Well, damn! Raise hell, praise Dale!

by The Southern Gent October 29, 2023

hotdog for lunch

Hotdog for lunch involves your girlfriend jacking you off under the table in a high school cafeteria because you just cant fucking wait till school is out.

Guy 1 "Dude is she having a hotdog for lunch?!?"
Guy 2 "Whoa, she is. Bold move."

by Rick Ramalot April 11, 2011

park my lunch

A need to vomit,

excuse me I ate something bad and I need to park my lunch.

by sammyJ December 11, 2013

Packed My Lunch

When someone gets in your business unnecessarily, and inadvertently fucks you up.

*Andre* "To Chris remember how you told me these was that one chic you wanted to smash ? Well I told her and she said you must be smoking dick."

*Chris* "Thanks man you just packed my Lunch my dude. Fucking thanks for nothing."

by professordre98 March 27, 2017

Baptist Sunday Lunch

When a conservative married couple performs passionate oral sex for each other in between morning and evening church services, as per Southern Baptist tradition.

"The Davidson's asked us to lunch after churcn, dear, but I turned them down. Don't worry, I didn't tell them that we had a Baptist Sunday Lunch planned."

by NotYourAveragePK August 30, 2017

parking lot lunch box

It is basically a 12oclock car fuck. During their lunch break, two people arrange to meet at there favorite parking lot. After parking adjacent from one another, one of the two looks in both directions before climbing into the other's car. They then have a car-shaking fuck followed by a ham n cheese sandwich. After they are finished they return to their jobs in their separate cars.

It was 10 minutes after 12PM, they were cutting it close, It would have to have a quicky parking lot lunch box today.

Mr. Fitzgerald had to take his car to the carwash after a parking lot lunch box that afternoon; there were crumbs everywhere.

by PrincessGaylordFocker September 13, 2017

lookin like lunch

Im just gonna eat you up baby

Did you see that guy today

Yea he was lookin like lunch

by Duch_Arm333 January 16, 2018