aussie lunch

When you pour fosters in your Sheila’s lady pouch and she sits on your face

She quenched my thirst with a good old Aussie lunch

by JizzyJonson January 17, 2018

premature lunching

When your so fucking hungry that you can’t control yourself and you devour your lunch on break time. This is followed by severe disappointment at lunchtime and can lead to lunchtime depression.

Man this premature lunching is really bringing me down at lunchtime.

by Timbobbobtim June 11, 2018

LaGrange Lunch

A LaGrange lunch is when a man ejaculates inside a womans vagina, she uses her vaginal muscles to push the semen out into the mans hand, an can also stand to accomplish accomplish this if nees be. The man then puts his hand on the womans mouth, she accepts the semen into her mouth. The man then deeply kisses the woman performing a modified snowball.

Man last night me and my girl had a LaGrange lunch, it was amazing.

by Bob Betterhead May 9, 2018

Dry Lunch

An incredibly irritating person, who has a face that just winds you up for no reason. You feel the need to slap them upside the head but your not quite sure why.

“See you Culbert, your a fucking dry lunch”

“Oi Tel, have a ganders at this soppy dry lunch. He looks like Juicy Lucy’s other half from John Does gaff.”

by PumPumMasher August 29, 2019

Meth Lunches

A meth addicts replacement for a nutritious lunch.

The Meth Lunches: The Care and Feeding of a Drug Addict is also a book by Kim Foster

It's a piece about how food matters, but how it can't fix everything. It's about meth addiction and struggling without winning, and torn-up families and broken people.

Craving for meth lunches, want to eat some

by BlackGuyWhoHasSecrets February 3, 2020

truckers lunch

A sausageroll with tomato sauce and a chocolate oak from a servo. Usually costs about 12 bucks.

Had to pop into a servo and grab a truckers lunch, everything else was closed from corona virus

by Insashable March 23, 2020

School Lunch

It is food picked up from a sewer and a lady craps in it they serve cold ass steak fingers and cheeseburger with hair on it

It taste like shit and a keemstar is just looking at you eating the food and you get processed milk.

Hey dude what’s for lunch

School lunch

Taste like shit

by Lolmate48 June 6, 2020