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Left Hand Rule

A porven method to guarantee sexual intercourse. It is as follows:
Left Hand Rule:
First thing you have to do. You have to lay on the left side of the bed.
Then you take your left hand and slap it across her belly. Don't slap it hard, just kinda place it there. And then you take the right side of your head and put it on her shoulder so you can look up at her. Then you take your left hand and turn it vertically, with your fingertips pointing in the direction of the vaginal area. Then you take your top 4 fingers and feel the waist band. Thats to let her know that you are there. Now at this point, you look up again to see if she is looking at you. If she is not looking at you, this gives you clearance to slide toward the cleft of the clitoris. You take your middle finger, and you start to slide it down adn you are searching for the clitoris. Only the middle finger. Once again you look up, to see if she is looking at you, you have have past the second clearance area. Now that you have reached the clitoris she has gave you clearance, so you take the index finger and the middle finger and you hook them around. Now what you do is you take those 2 fingers and stir them around in the vagina like it's some hot chocolate.Now here is the final look, you gonna go ahead and look at her again. And at this point she should not be looking at you and moving around making little noises cause it feels good.Now, what you gonna do now while your left hand is down there, you take the right hand and proceed to take the pants off. She should start assisting you in the removal of the pants.At that point her legs should part like the RED SEA. Remove Left hand, insert penis. This plan is 100% fool proof.
" I heard you beat last night."
" Yeah she fell victim to the left hand rule, next thing you know she was butt naked, face down ass up"
by J Boi of Fab 5 January 24, 2008
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leftist

a group of people who are an asshole and have problem with white straight men. they also have bunch of powerful media that can turn human to sheep
Hey look that. he's an asshole leftist
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?

Catchphrase used when you can't make ends meet, and/or when you're a typical worker who has to wait two full weeks for your paycheck to arrive.
I just got finished paying my friend back for the radio. Now I see two "windows" in my letterbox. Damn, why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
by pentozali July 13, 2007
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left-winger

A Liberal who insists that their way of thinking or their politcal canidate (usually a democrat) would have stopped every bad thing that has ever happened to america, that everything would be fine if only a democrat would be in office to save the world. What happened last time a democrat was in office? O he just had an a affair with his secretary...thats not a bad thing is it?
Wow that left-winger thinks he knows everything.

Left-wingers are just mad cuz they lost again.
by elephantboy July 26, 2005
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Lefthandedness

adj. The state off being lefthanded.
Right handed people always make fun of my lefthandedness.
by lefty124 February 13, 2010
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Left hand man

A right hand man for a lefthander.
He was always with his left hand man.
by Solid Mantis March 9, 2021
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left lane lag

a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.
This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!
by Driving School April 7, 2009
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