Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 07, 2018

laying eggs

To make a large amount of money over a short span of time.

I've been totally laying eggs at my new job! I can afford a new car already.

by nutfinder69 April 28, 2024

lai in

a small person often has big facial features
and is often of eastern nationality
funny and a good friend
often the only sibling

wow thats so lai in of you

by mountain dew 12345 May 02, 2011

Laying bricks

placing hard overcooked biscuits, cornbread, cake, etc. on dinner plates.

Mama's laying bricks for everyone currently.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Laying pie

Having no regard for pregnancy and spraying inside a broad.

Dude 1: Hey man what were you up to last night?
Dude 2: I was laying pie with some girl from the bar

by crullycubes October 07, 2022

The Scoop (Frito Lay)

The dance move upon which a male is dancing with a female and cups his hand while reaching in between her legs from behind and upward scooping.

that guys my hero he just pulled off the Scoop (Frito Lay) on John's mom.

by vt235 September 08, 2009

egg-laying

When you shove a hardboiled egg up your ass so that you can surprise people by shitting it out in front of them.

Lets go egg-laying.

by unskinny-bob November 02, 2021