You jizz on the girls face and then shave your pubes and apply pubic hairs to her face. Hence bearded lady
by Erik Largo Hansen March 4, 2011
Get the Bearded Lady mug.Lady GaGa = absolutely no class.
In fact, it's as though she's *striving* to be the exact opposite of classy.
Her lyrics and videos are filled with subliminal messages.
Her idea of "art" and "creativity" is humping toys, eating money and grabbing her crotch.
She claims she's "reinventing pop music", when in reality, her music (for lack of a better word) is no better than that of Britney Spears.
She's just another high-profile porn star with an unhealthy ego, packaged as "sexy" and "unique" for the sake of mass production.
Some life, eh?
In fact, it's as though she's *striving* to be the exact opposite of classy.
Her lyrics and videos are filled with subliminal messages.
Her idea of "art" and "creativity" is humping toys, eating money and grabbing her crotch.
She claims she's "reinventing pop music", when in reality, her music (for lack of a better word) is no better than that of Britney Spears.
She's just another high-profile porn star with an unhealthy ego, packaged as "sexy" and "unique" for the sake of mass production.
Some life, eh?
by CoughDrop June 14, 2009
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"Dude, if you don't man up, your penis is going to invert itself and become a Lady Smith Black Mambasa"
"Dude, if you don't man up, your penis is going to invert itself and become a Lady Smith Black Mambasa"
by Chadkg21 January 5, 2009
Get the Lady Smith Black Mambasa mug.Commonly used term by men fearful of commitment to refer to the woman that they have been dating. This term is usually used to indicate that while he has no intention of being involved in a committed relationship with said woman she is off limits to all other men.
WARNING: If you are referred to as a said "lady friend", do not ever make the mistake of referring to yourself as "girlfriend" or hooking up with another guy in front of the man that considers you his "lady friend" as you will no longer be referred to as "lady friend", but instead as "slut", "hoe", "skank", etc.
WARNING: If you are referred to as a said "lady friend", do not ever make the mistake of referring to yourself as "girlfriend" or hooking up with another guy in front of the man that considers you his "lady friend" as you will no longer be referred to as "lady friend", but instead as "slut", "hoe", "skank", etc.
by Lady Friend September 21, 2008
Get the lady friend mug.1) 'Dear diary, the girl I adore has the most amazing lady front whiff I've ever had the privilege of breathing into my nasal cavities.'
2) "Looks can be deceiving bro I'm tellin' ya," He said with the screwed up face of an orange pumpkin.
"That chick from the pub last night had the tits and ass that measured to 'phi', but I soon found out when I took her home that she had the worst lady front whiff I've ever gagged on."
They BOTH spewed! :D
2) "Looks can be deceiving bro I'm tellin' ya," He said with the screwed up face of an orange pumpkin.
"That chick from the pub last night had the tits and ass that measured to 'phi', but I soon found out when I took her home that she had the worst lady front whiff I've ever gagged on."
They BOTH spewed! :D
by Aaron Gibbs September 11, 2007
Get the Lady Front Whiff mug.A lady in the Orange Park Country Club that looks like a mana with a huge ass dog that gets her computer guy to come over while her husband is away so that she can get free sex.
by John Cash August 17, 2004
Get the dog lady mug.Regional catch phrase/slang from a few years back based on the title of this video that aired on Brookline public access in Massachusetts. Used differently by where a person believed they stood on the socio-economic ladder of the town.
by Larry Culdish April 21, 2004
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