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portfolio killer

What a sociopath becomes after earning a top university degree in finance.
Harry: "Dex, put away the knives. You won't need them on Wall Street."

Dexter: "Wall Street?"

Harry: "Yes, son. You're going to become a portfolio killer."

Dexter: "But what about the code?"

Harry: "Forget the code, Dex, and start slashing those 401Ks!"

Dexter: "And my trophies... my slides?"

Harry: "Don't worry son, there will be plenty of blood to collect - just not right away."
by Downsized October 9, 2011
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Kill em in 2

to slay an oppenent verbally in a freestyle battle using only two lines
Kill em in 2
My ryhmes knock out your wind like a punch to the gut,
My words bring pleasure probly made you bust a nut.
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Kill Paradise

Kill Paradise, reigning from Denver, Colorado, is the dancepop solo project of Nick Cocozzella. He created this project in October of 2003. He has released two albums independently. His first, Pictures, can be bought on iTunes. He released his second album, The Effect, on January 20 2008.

Cocozzella was part of The Autobiography, but has parted ways with them for unknown reasons. Spending time away from his old band, he has created two other side projects besides Kill Paradise: The Midas Well and The Broadway.
"Hey have you heard Kill Paradise's new song?"
by KraziKokaine July 31, 2009
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Kilie

Kilie is a beautiful girl that catches any boys eye. Kilie is a great friend and even though she is small, she sure can KICK some butt!
Kilie is an amazing friend
by Kkkk...K May 13, 2018
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Kileigh

Very nice and sweet loving girl she always try’s and helps her friends out first before caring about herself she can be really nice to you unless ur on her bad side
“She’s the nicest girl I’ve ever met she must be a kileigh”

“Kileigh was nice at first but then she got mad at me now she’s ignores me”
by May1133 May 4, 2019
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Liam Kilby

A cool guy, who likes to hang around with friends, drink alcohol sometimes and kick back and relax. He knows the slight difference between 'Chino wankers' and 'Chino Warriors' which is a very handy thing to know in the school in which he enrolls.
Student 1: Hey... Who gave that kid permission to wear chinos in my part of the school? He ain't no Chino Warrior!

Liam kilby: Well... duhh... He's a Chino Wanker.
by youdontknowwhoiamahaha May 10, 2012
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I Can't Coman Kill Myself

It's a popular Nigerian expression for "In the end i did my best". It is often used by Nigerian men with lower sex drive than their partners (especially when the partner wants sex more often and in a more erotic way)

Although the term gained popularity through a song by Timaya named "I Can't Kill Myself" in 2019. As the popularity of the phrase has increased so too has the number of different meanings associated with it.
Bright: My wife complains i don't last longer in bed.
Bovi: How long does she expect you keep thrusting?
Bright: An hour or more. I told her i can't coman kill myself. It's sex not a damn trip to Benin.
by Grumpy Ned January 7, 2020
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