jonesberg scratch

Black Tar Heroin

Hit me with that jonesberg scratch man!

by tadoefan1223 December 29, 2021

Jones College prep

Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.

Person 1: "I go to Jones College prep."
Person 2:"Oh you are you a furry?"

by Lolbeans12356 August 14, 2022

Crick Jones

Same definition as "SWID".....plus 59.6% more idiotic and goofy. has a peanut sized head

Watchu lookin at crick jones?????

by RLOVE March 4, 2003

Astronaut Jones

adjective - thought provoking, moonage, psychedelic, marijuana.

That hit took me to the moon! This weed is Astronaut Jones!

by Gringo Star October 30, 2008

farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.

Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.

by jevanyn May 17, 2011

jumbo jones

A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.

I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.

by Party Tony November 5, 2013

Indiana Jonesin'

1. To lust for something so consummately that the quest, if successful, would result in obtaining a thing of such rare beauty, "it belongs in a museum", a la Indiana Jones often said in the classic films. To desire something painfully and immediately.

2. Acting like or imitating action/adventure hero, fictional archaeologist Indiana Jones. To be more adventurous and daring than usual.

1. "Ladies, I am Indiana Jonesin' for some poon tonight!"

2. "Man, Matt's off in his own world again, stuntin' and Indiana Jonesin' trying to impress Denise. Pfft. We all know he never gets his ass off that couch, otherwise!"

by PicklePuss November 15, 2013