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John McCain

The man that most anyone would agree should have won the republican presidential nomination in 2000, and would have been a far better president than George W. Bush. However, whether he would make a better president than Obama is highly debatable.

He is also a tough son of a bitch. He was shot down over Vietnam, took a bayonet to the groin, and was held (and tortured) for 5 years in a Vietnam POW camp. Don't nobody fuck with McCain.
Why didn't we get John McCain instead of Dubya?
by GAWII October 18, 2008
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John Doe

1. A fictitious name used to identify an unknown man or body. Also referred to as 'Jane Doe'.
2. An unidentified man.
3. An alias used in legal proceedings to identify an unknown male.
The police were unable to identify the victim, so they simply referred to him as 'John Doe'.
by dubwub August 20, 2014
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Slimey John

by Macydees August 10, 2018
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nigga john

a black person who will take take blame for many reasons.
tyrone: ahh shit the cops be after us

jamal: its aight we got a nigga john
by Thatonefaagben May 13, 2013
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Canadian John

a person who lives his life pursuing pussy and sadly gets none, so he resorts to chasing it online.
A Canadian John lives by these rules:

1-hitting a girl up in the DMs.
2-be obnoxious and get rejected.
3-claim you had no interest in said girl to seem less like a loser.
4-attack her appearance or personality.
5-make sure to call her names in group chats making it obvious you don't want her.
6-when confronted with screenshots of you hitting on her in the DMs say you were "just trolling".
7-if someone calls you a loser just say they're "mad".
Maddie: "this guy is being a real canadian john"
Aaliyah: "i would never date John the Canadian"
by Jimmy Russell November 21, 2016
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John McGinn

John McGinn Aston Villa superstar. John McGinn

WEVE GOT MCGINN SUPER JOHN MCGINN I JUST DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND HES DEAN SMITH MAN HES BETTER THAN ZIDANE WEVE GOT SUPER JOHN MCGINN
We've got McGinn, super John McGinn.
by JohnMcGinn7 January 4, 2020
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John Snow

No not a fucking game of thrones character. He is one of the greatest English doctors. Look him up, he contributed to the study of chloroform and Cholera. (The Broad Street Pump epidemic.) He was against the idea of miasma.
John Snow had suffered great insults from the board due to his contributions against Miasma
by sachadergrosse October 29, 2019
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