Laying Down Carpet

When you shave your pubes after no shave November in the shower and it leaves a nice carpet of hair on the floor.

Bro I had to take like an hour in the shower last night because I was laying down carpet.

by Solemnityy December 29, 2019

Laying a cable

British slang for taking a shit

“Hi honey, I’m just laying a cable!”

by strangerthingsismmeeeelife January 7, 2018

Lay-them-low

To extinguish or excute any signs of life from a living creature cooly and without mercy.

If your dogs charge me or try to nip me agiain; I will lay-them-low... if I have to

by TropicTurkey August 14, 2025

Lay’s

Lay’s is a Chips brand which makes Hella lit Chips that make a u the very fat Xd

Bruh i just ate some sweet southern heat barbecue flavored lay’s Chips

by Ma nut is hurt April 12, 2019

seb lay

when u just love sheilas a little bit too much

oh no he has done a seb lay

by Jed Harrowell January 25, 2021

Lay your cheese

Lay a piece of cheese on (item)

Parent: "Why did you lay your cheese on my smart speaker?"
Kid: "Because the counter isn't clean!"

by iliker6s November 10, 2020

Zen Lai

A secret anime character with a big booty and fine tits.

"Dude, I just found out a secret anime character in my favourite HeNtAi"
"Really, who is it?"
"Zen Lai"

by T. Brothers September 20, 2019