Double dutching

That moment when you are tipsy or shitfaced and you see everything in a x 2 definition.

That rum got me double dutching all the way to my house!!! There were 2 of every fucking thing!

by Kkboom March 8, 2017

dutch exchange

a swapping of nude/ half naked picture

who wants to dutch exchange?

by Anonymous_User01 April 12, 2017

Dutch slurp

Sipping a beverage while someone rubs their genitals on the beverage holding arm

Quit giving me a Dutch slurp, I'm trying to drink my tea

by Blind Indie April 1, 2017

dutch urination

Cooking your penis.
I know it sounds crazy but i'm bored.

alfredo would never dutch urination
he is to cowardly!

by uhudhghdghjhsjlfhjdhjdhs April 26, 2020

Dutch Anal

When you trap a fart in your partner's asshole with your cock.

Sarah's fat ass ate a taco twelve pack from T-bell, so I gave her Dutch Anal to keep her from stinking up the room.

by Ol Dirty Dingus June 10, 2018

Dutch carpentry

A term made up by horny ex-Mormons trying to get their wives to try anal.

“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”

by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023

dutch runway

A Dutch Runway us the name for the toilet paper that you lay out on the floor to shoot your load on to. The sheets conveniently allow for a rudimentary measuring device.

I was thinking about your mum with my last Dutch Runway. Man, that bitch gave me a 8 sheeter.

by Rudemark March 14, 2020