Captain's Chair

The face of a good looking man. Much like the Captain's Chair of a plane, a commanding person sits on it and operates flaps.

"Looks at that Captain's Chair, I could go Atlantic on that."

"How would you like a ride on my Captain's Chair?"

by funneydude September 22, 2020

Nest Chair

Another term for a papasan chair

man! That nest chair was so comfortable!

by jackskay26 April 6, 2009

Chair

A soft rectangular shaped you rest your head on in bed

my chair is so comfy

by ñîgg@ June 21, 2021

Chair

Calling someone a chair means you want to sit on their lap or face. A sexual compliment

Damn Braiden is looking like a whole chair

by Scarlettbigboss April 2, 2021

chair

A tool used for assault in Alabama.

She was assaulted with a chair.

by Mbabu August 13, 2023

the Wicker Chair Theorem

People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.

(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)

Me: Where is the TV?

My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.

Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!

by tiffany0128 May 21, 2011

milking chair

An artwork origination from the depths of rule 34‚ the original artwork depicts a futanari at a bar saying "wanna ease me up?" Or something like that idfc. The milking chair is like a normal bar chair but with the added addition of a hole so that a futanari can put their cock in there assumedly to be sucked. My dog died btw

Person 1: I'm loving my new milking chair! Person 2: Same‚ the Travis Scott meal is superior though. Person 3: I'm gonna hang myself

by IdealisticMarbles October 5, 2022