Hump Day

Wednesday is known as hump day because it is in the middle of the week. Just like a Hump is generally in the middle of a camel.

By Wednesday, you have made it to Hump Day, and the rest of the week should be easy for you.
Camel: Guess what today is?
Normal Person: What-
Camel: HUMP DAYYYYYYY
by thenormalnobody January 20, 2020
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Gorilla Hump

Performed by a male on a female during a bang session. While the female is laying down on the bed the male stands up and falls forward. On the fall forward the male inserts his cock into the vag. keep in mind that if you miss your dick will b snapped off.
I give kevin a 10 on the Gorilla Hump he just performed.
by CockDiesal August 13, 2009
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Humping squirrel

Small rodent found in Southern California that lives in the ground and is always air humping.
The humping squirrel was humping like a crazy on this morning.
by Sgt. rage February 2, 2024
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Hump

A person so worthless they are an inconvenience to others, and are wasting valuable oxygen.
Once again Timmy shit in the sink at work, didn't wash his hands and ate his co-worker's sandwich, he is such a fucking hump.
by Tuggin McGroin January 20, 2021
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Hump Day Blues

The bleak feeling one gets in the middle of the week.
I got the Hump Day Blues. I feel like last weekend was so long ago, and this weekend is so far away!
by MrJuice November 20, 2019
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hump and dump

smash her and dash straight to the toilet to take that long anticipated shit.
Ed: Yo, last night I had the best hump and dump of my life
Sam: My man, you’re a legend.
by powerpuffhoes November 11, 2017
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Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
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