Hold Under

The opposite of holding on to something.

When someone is falling off of a roof, "Hold on Mike!"
When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.

by FinnishCorpse July 31, 2021

Holding the sausage hostage

Subscribing to Versinul (aka having a wank)

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

how much cum can a condom hold

a condom can hold maximum one litre of cum.

i cummed 100ml into a condom yesterday!
jessica asked me how much my condom could hold.
how much cum can a condom hold

by yessysir March 21, 2024

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

by Krkič August 11, 2023

holding a spoon

holding a spoon means that you want to eat someone. since youre holding a spoon it means youre eagerly waiting to eat someone using youre spoon.

woman: man i’m starving
man holding a spoon: *looking at the woman* me too..
woman: wtf?

by unf4z3dd April 28, 2022

Holding up 0

Means the person is obsessed with Grant

Person 1: why you holding up 0?

Person 2: because I’m obsessed with Grant

by Dictionary’s Pet July 22, 2022

holding up four fingers

holding up for fingers (specifically if joe wintour holds them up) means that he is a gay individual that gets no bitches and likes it up the bum

joe is holding up four fingers as a way of expressing himself

by xodjfrhdiejfofkdx May 18, 2023