hetebro

A straight bro who's extreme uncomfortableness with homosexuality secretly means he really wants it in the bum.

When I wear meggings all the hetebros stare at my ass until they realize I'm a dude then they get all freaked out and uncomfortable. Then they check out my ass one more time.

by rdub March 14, 2014

heterection

Happens when a heterosexual male comes across a ridiculously good-looking man he cannot help but admire.

I got a heterection watching Henry Cavill in Man of Steel.

by ChuckMe92 September 17, 2016

heteresbian

When two girls are basically in a happy lesbian relationship, but are both very straight.

Man! Those girls are so tight, but not attracted to each other! They must be heteresbians.

by You mean HUNKULES December 18, 2017

Hetebro sexual

When you and your homie both like girls but neither of you can get any so you fuck each other instead.

"So I hear you two having sex at night. are you both gay?"
"Nah dude, we're hetebro sexual"

by RealLesbro June 8, 2018

hetrofomo

A Hetrosexual who doesn’t want to miss out

Gosh they are too Hetrofomos - non committal.

by Milk mk May 12, 2018

hetropylx

A person with an undying love for watermelon.

I am a hetropylx.

by Jjjjjjjadethejademasterofjade July 17, 2019

Hetrodoryalisis

When your so straight that you don’t even talk to men PERIOD.

Cuz that’s gay

Yeah I have a disease called hetrodoryalisis, it’s rare.

by PEENCUCKMAN23 July 13, 2020