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handle

'The gross amount of wagering within a given period of time or for a given event at one of more establishments' (Wiktionary), or, more generally, the gross amount of transactions in a given instance of business.
"The yearly handle of the American medical industry is said to be more than 17% of the gross domestic product."
"The military-industrial-academic complex is not going to blow off a handle of several hundred billion just because some mopes don't like war this week."
by StarryGordon January 16, 2022
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Handle Kink

When you have a kink of using things as handles.
"He has a handle kink, he told me he could cut my asscheeks off and sew them onto my back and use em as handles when he's fucking my deformed ass."

"Im going to cut your hair off and glue half of it on each side of your back and use em as handles while i fuck you in the ass"
by Bklitzed February 9, 2022
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handed himself

man handed himself in police station after he was arrested
man handed himself in police station after he was arrested
by a-lewis June 30, 2022
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Handlebar

THE LOVLEY HANLDEBAR, I LOVE LOVE LOVE, TOMMY SHAVE AGAIN. HANDLEBAR 4
Hey dude shave
Ok

*takes picture of him shaving and handlebar 4 comes out*
by HANLDEBARLOVER December 2, 2022
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Handlebar grab

While in the doggy style position, the one giving grabs the other by the ears and stretches them out for support.
“What’s your favourite sex position?”
“Hmmm I just love it when he gives me a handlebar grab”
by rapperthepaul January 29, 2023
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handle socket

A space perfectly shaped to fit a penis, as like a handle it is also a grabable object.
"Man, she was crazy last night, she was like a handle socket, made just for me"

"Dude, what the fuck are you talking about"
by Airtite Yendor January 6, 2024
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handlese

On today’s complex vehicles, modern technicians/mechanics are faced with daunting repairs to perform, often tedious and challenging. Especially in engine repair, replacing the handlese is a mechanic’s worst fear
Steve(boss)- “What is taking so long?!”

Technician- “Well the handlese is broken!”

Steve- “Handlese?? Wtf is a handlese??”

Technician- “Handle deez nuts and walk away Steve”
by Swagger McPimpDaddy January 30, 2024
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