Hootenanny

A gathering of in bred slack jawed yokals from the southern states of America, usually with the playing of banjo music, drinking of home made hootch and molesting of farmyard animals or cousins.

Cletis : Did yall get to that Hootenanny in ma mamma's barn last week?

Brenda : I couldn't, Ma Boyfriend was sick so ma mamma said I had to stay home a look after ma brother and our kids.

by Shave and Colour January 19, 2011

Hooters

The place where one can find all the hoes they went to high school with.

Stephanie, the girl known for fucking the entire football team, now waits tables at the local Hooters.

by SeetheAndDilate October 26, 2022

Man Hooters

Man boobs

Dude your man hooters are jiggling around too much.

by I'm_on_crack May 12, 2009

Hooker Jacked

When you pick up a hooker and get it on, then if you fall asleep she cleans out your wallet and takes off.

Pete went out got himself a ho then passed out, when he woke up in the morning his wallet was empty and he was stranded at the Mustang Ranch, poor Pete got Hooker Jacked.

by Stew Nic December 9, 2008

Hookertot

A minor who acts as if he or she is a hooker.

Similar to a prostitot.

A word created by Led.

"Where did Jill get the money for those clothes?"
"She's a hookertot"

by PRRR April 10, 2009

hookerfucked

wrecked looking

After the fight, his face was all hookerfucked.

by autopsybabiesdotcom March 13, 2009

Hookered

Describes a technical system in which a change in any node will negatively affect other nodes.

You change your email password and then your emails get erased, you can't login to the network, and someone took your keyboard.

"The whole office is hookered!"

by justowen April 29, 2010