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Can be short for a Harley Davidson Motorcycle, which are the best kind of motorcycles because Yamaha's and Suzuki's are thin things of shitty plastic on wheels.

Can also be the most amazing guy ever, who loves to joke around, is the sweetest guy ever, at times can be a bit clingy but if you just ask for some space he generally will give you that space. He can be very generous, a tad bit emo-ish, likes to draw when he's bored, his room is very neat and clean minus MAYBE a few things laying around and a non-made bed sometimes, and his bed is also very comfy but his room is usually seen as clean and organized. He loves his screamo, death metal, and pretty much any kind of genre of music that has "metal" in it. He's also in his own band w/his friends, and they are a screamo/death metal band surprised? i think not! He's a little on the chubby side, but truely, he's not fat or really chubby. He's FLUFFY! he can be quite lazy, but if you bug him enough or ask him nicely or bribe him he will usually get off his ass...usually...
But, he's still just the cutest, amazing guy ever. Also, he's very chill, but can be hyper too. He also enjoys skateboarding

If you get a Harley, or know a Harley, and just get to know him, I'm sure you'll also see how awsome he is :)
Harley, get off your fat lazy ass." "How many times do i have to tell you?!!?! im NOT fat! I'm FLUFFY! and why should get off my fluffy lazy ass?" "Cuz I said so...and if you don't your not gettin' none tonight" "damn...fiiiiine..i'll get up....
Harley by Chill Phil Mill Dill June 19, 2010
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harleydavidsplat 

(noun) the leftovers resulting from not wearing your helmet while riding a large, over glorified, over priced, gas guzzling, pompous, American motorcycle thus allowing others to see that which you did not use and therefore lost for good.
Todd (rolling by slowly gawking as any good American should): Whoa baby! Nice harleydavidsplat!
Leah (not looking):Todd you are really sick!
Todd:Sorry baby. Let's go eat.
Danielle: How could you be hungry after that?
Todd: I dunno. I just have a sudden urge for cottage cheese and cauliflower all smothered in chicken wing sauce.
Leah:Todd! You're gonna rot in hell!
Todd:Maybe, but I won't be carrying my noodle around in a bucket.
harleydavidsplat by slewisg July 24, 2011

harley marie woody 

A fierce and fiery young woman with a huge heart. She's a very manipulative spirit with vengeful anger. She has faded blue eyes that turn gray when she's upset. Hard working, loyal, and a tad mysterious. She'll know everything about you before you know her last name.
"She's something else man."
"Aye don't fuck over Harley Marie Woody dude, she'll have your asshole handed to you."
harley marie woody by AryanPrincess December 24, 2016
The cutest,smartest,nicest,funniest,most caring,loving,guy you will ever meet.He is always making me smile and laugh.He is the most adorable guy in the whole world.I love you Harley😍❤️😘
Harley is so cute.
Harley by Arheijrjrkekeoe November 28, 2018

Apple Harvest 

A yearly festival held in Southington in late September/early October. Basically, the highlight of any Southington kid's year. Theres questionable rides, candy, stink bombs, drugs, music,competitions, family nights, and APPLE FRITTERS.
Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

Going to the Apple Harvest, just like everyone in school.
Apple Harvest by johnsample March 15, 2008
Whore who takes pictures of her tits and sends them to her friends.
Whoa did you get those harleys? Nice tits!
Harley by maniacman2591 July 6, 2008

harveybob 

The arbitrary line between art and commerce. Derived from Harvey & Bob Weinstein, who run Miramax.
"The film industry is a harveybob, making it difficult to operate within it".
- OR
"Due to the harveybobic nature of the music industry, many involved are depressed & confused".